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Posted by Laurent Shinar

We often remark on here about how tough cat adoptions or rescues can be. But with this one we seem to be facing a problem that is of a completely opposing nature to all those other stories. This is the story of a cat who apparently did not enjoy his home life all too much and so went out looking for something better. Ltitie did the cat know that something better would be just a few doors down from its original home in the form of our protagonist's house.

The problem being that the curious catto did not receive an invitation to enter the home and set up camp, he just went on in. Which to the dismay of the person whose house it was and the cat's original owner would become a cycle that they would have absolutely no control over.
 

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Chains Of Command

Sep. 9th, 2025 09:00 pm
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One afternoon, after yet another excuse, the contractor waves my friend over.
Contractor: "Grab the chains."
Friend: "…the chains?"
Contractor: "Yep. Hook them around the framing. Fasten the rest to the truck."

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Fresh Produce, Rotten Leadership

Sep. 9th, 2025 08:00 pm
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One of the best jobs I had, until the equivalent of a bull in a China shop came along. Our new manager, whom we didn't need or want. She changed a lot of things, but this moment stood out to me.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Welcome back to another terrible Tuesday in the office, no one wants to be here and yet, here we are. So as usual, we are going to do what we can to make the best of the situation and keep our chins up like the 'better than you' cattos we all know and love so much. So today to keep your mind clear from work and your heart rate low enough to avoid getting a stress-induced heart attack we brought together this collection of cats looking their absolute finest while wearing costumes, so that you and your cranky cat loving colleagues can congregate and waste working time together.

You know, they say that wasting working time is a wonderful thing, but we say that it is a hollow experience when it is not done together. So gather the feline fanatical crew and set up a row or two of seating and let the cute catto celebration commence.
 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Ah, cats. If the internet were a buffet of everything from drama to chaos to endless hot takes, then cats would be the dessert table - always sweet, always irresistible, and always exactly what every person needs. No matter how the online world changes, one thing stays constant: cats remain the ultimate source of internet joy. That's how pawerful they are. A silly whisker twitch, a loaf on the keyboard, a purrfectly timed zoomie - and suddenly life feels lighter again.

That's why we've cooked up today's fluffy feast of cat memes - 45 heaping servings of feline comedy, ready to be snacked on whenever you're craving a bite of internet happiness. Think of them as little comfort foods for the soul: warm, fluffy, and making you smile just as your cat would. Here at I Can Has Cheezburger, we're basically your neighborhood cat cafe of memes. We gather up the best feline funnies from across the web and serve them fresh every day, no reservations required. And the best part? You're never dining alone - you've got a whole community of cat lovers right here at the table.

So grab a cozy seat, maybe cuddle up with your own live-in floof, and dig into this spread of feline silliness. Trust us - joy is best served with extra whiskers.

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Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 13

Me: "What's the name you preordered under?"
Customer: "I didn't preorder. I'm an influencer and streamer."
Me: "If you didn't preorder, I'm afraid we don't have any left. All our unreserved stock sold out as soon as we opened today. We should have more in a couple of weeks."
Customer: "But I'm an influencer streamer?"

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Inviting Disaster

Sep. 9th, 2025 05:55 pm
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I work in a print shop, and my boss is a huge control freak and also a know-it-all. One day, she got tired of me questioning her orders and told me:
Boss: "You are no longer allowed to question what I tell you. Just shut up and do what you’re told."

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Read The Bottles Are Empty, But The Jail Will Be Full

Customer: "I want money for the bottles. Cash."
Me: "Sir, deposits for empties don’t exist anymore. That program ended years ago." 
Customer: "Then where am I supposed to put ’em?!" 
Me: "The trash would be a good start. There's a glass recycling bin out back."
Customer: "How much does that pay out?"

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Is it just us, or are cats and introverts basically soulmates? Honestly, it's like the universe looked at us purrtroverts and said: "You know what you need? A fluffy roommate who also hates small talk". Cats get it. They understand the beauty of silence, the magic of a cozy corner, and the pure joy of not having plans on a Friday night. When we come home, they greet us with that subtle tail flick or a casual rub against the leg - not over the top, not too much, just enough to say: "Hey, you exist. Cool". It's the perfect balance of acknowledgment and respect for personal space. Introverts everywhere: can you relate?

And the best part is that cats don't demand constant entertainment. They're perfectly happy bird-watching, loafing by the window, or plotting their next zoomie session without dragging us into it. Compare that to some other four-legged friends (looking at you, overly clingy doggos), and suddenly it's clear: cats are the patron saints of chill companionship.

So yes, we purrtroverts and our cats are a match made in whiskered heaven. Quiet and cozy, and just full of mutual respect - that's what we call true pawrtnership. And, of course, the only thing better than hanging out with cats is scrolling through cat memes, which are like hanging out with cats.

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Until I Have Coffee, I’m Ger-Manic

Sep. 9th, 2025 05:00 pm
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Me: "Einen großen Kaffee, bitte."
The cashier just smiled and rang up my drink. I paid and stepped aside to wait. Then it hit me.
Me: "Wait... did I just order in German?"

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Read We Hope They Bought Him Back Some Fries, You Fools!

Coworker #2: "Why is there a 'Gandalf' on your phone?"
Coworker: "That's tech support."
Coworker #2: "That doesn't answer the question."
Coworker: "Because he’s wise, and when I forget my password, he helps me find my way. Without him? I do not pass."

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Cats are smart creatures, that is a fact. Even the cats that are the silliest still have enough self-awareness to know when things don't feel quite right. That includes street cats. And although cats do not come to humans for help for every little thing, when things go really wrong, if cats know that there is someone to turn to, they will. Cats will ask humans for help. That's one of the reasons it's important to be kind to cats, streets cats too, because maybe, just maybe, when they will need help, they will come to you.

And the cat in this story clearly knew who to turn to. This sick kitty went to the best place he could have - a vet clinic. There, he was not only taken care of, he was also adopted… by one of the vets. And now, he's repaying her kindness in one of the most wholesome ways possible - by helping other anxious cats and kittens get through their own examinations and treatments.

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It’s Pickle Sick!

Sep. 9th, 2025 02:30 pm
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I was at my in-laws for a picnic. [Mother-In-Law] made cucumber salad among other things. She was in front of me in the food line, and yes, she knows I don’t like them.
Mother-In-Law: "Here, [My Name], have some salad."

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Household physics confirms it: cats act like liquids with audacious surface tension. One minute they're a dignified loaf, the next they've poured through a whisker-width gap into a cabinet, tote bag, or cereal box labeled "Do Not Enter." If it says "If I fits, I sits," they treat it like statute law and file in purrson.

Liquid logic creates situations. Blinds become lasagna noodles. Laundry hampers turn into submarines. Sofa springs host unauthorized spelunking. Someone discovers the "impossible" space behind the fridge and announces it with a muffled mrrrrp. The home Meowntain Rescue Team mobilizes: treats as grappling hooks, a chair shifted two inches, gentle reverse-beeping for morale. After extraction, the cat blinks like, "I meant to do that," then promptly oozes into a shoebox the size of a sandwich.

Prevention helps, but curiosity has excellent flow rates. Close the washer, cap the trash, block the voids, and stock patience, snacks, and a towel for dignity wraps. Cats may be liquid, but they're buoyant in love. Every rescue ends with a relieved laugh, a slow blink, and a promise to patch the next portal.

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Posted by Briana Viser

Cats and water don't usually mix. Cats and couches, fine. Cats and blankets, great. Cats and trees, yup, they absolutely love it. But water? If I accidently drip water on my cat after I shower he bolts to the other room in fear and chaos. But if all cats hate water, then how does one explain these adorable photos of cats in water? Some look miserable, and some look not so miserable. There's something so cute about a wet cat, all covered in water. 

Some of these feline swimmers are striking, bold, and brazen in the water. They're floating in the pool like they've been practicing their backstroke for years. Others are less graceful, perched on the edge of a tub or fountain with wide, suspicious eyes, as though they're regretting their life choices. Either way, their wet whiskers, fluffy tails turn into skinny noodles. 

Summer is coming to a close, and whether you're celebrating or grieving the season these cat photos will make you feel all the better. 

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Posted by Blake Seidel

In this day and age, there is no reason not to get your cat spayed or neutered. There are too many cats and kittens in the world that need homes as it is, we don't need your indoor cat escaping to get pregnant and bring eight more into the world. For all of your friends who would take a kitten, they are pawsitively invited to go to a shelter and adopt one of their own. When it's your mistake, it's one thing, but when someone else lets your cat get pregnant, it's a whole other thing entirely. Let alone a "professional" who you paid to watch your cat while you were on vacation.

It's hard enough to find someone you trust enough to leave your cat with while you're away. It's your baby. You know all of their little quirks and desires purrfectly. So if you don't have a feline-loving friend, your next best bet is to go with a purrfessional cat sitter…. or so you would think. After leaving her cat with a well-reviewed local pet sitter for two months, the cat mom in this post came back to find her 8-month-old cat very pregnant. Livid would not even begin to describe how angry we would be. We wouldn't pay, and we would 100% leave a terrible review. That's not simply an accident… that's negligence.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Pets are a line that no one is allowed to cross. We have seen friendships break over mistreatment of cats. We have seen relationships crumble because one of the partners wouldn't get along with the family cats. So, it is no surprise to us that the final straw in this story was the cat and dog of the house. You can put up with a lot, but once people start unjustifiably accusing you of mistreating your pets, that is where you put your foot down.

And it truly sounds like this woman put up with a lot and was patient for a long time, but listen… living with your mother and father-in-law for years on end without an end date would be hard for anyone, especially if they are as ungrateful as these two sound. This is a complicated situation, we will grant you that, but the solution seems quite obvious. It is just not going to be quite that simple to make happen. 

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Choose Your Space Battles

Sep. 9th, 2025 01:30 pm
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Woman: "Oh, that's one of those religion shirts I've seen around, right?"
Me: "Close! It's based on that design, but this is made up of science fiction franchises."
I explain what a couple of them are.
Woman: *Pauses.* "…Oh, how very modern!"

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