A Titanic Misunderstanding, Part 2

Nov. 30th, 2025 02:30 pm
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Me: "I found this one. James Cameron."
Friend: *Frowning.* "Never heard of him. He probably made films with a lot of bombings and shootings, which I don't watch."
Me: "Yes, you do know him. He made that movie... heh, that movie with the blue people..."
Friend: *With a large smile.* "Oh, he directed The Smurfs?"

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It became obvious after one day that a simple 'out of order' sign wasn't going to cut it, with the number of people still going in there every day.
Having multiple signs did nothing, and yellow tape was simply walked through. Eventually, I put up a tension bar with a sign across the door frame, placed two 55-gallon trash cans in the doorway (single file - the cans were moderately full and not on casters), and a mop bucket and utility cart just inside the door next to the cans for good measure.

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Nov. 30th, 2025 01:45 pm
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My brother called me this afternoon asking me to pick him up from the airport as he had a “suprise for our mom”. So i arrived and there was he with a younger woman. They got in the car, asked what was going on to which he replied “just wait”. Got at our mom’s house, […]

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Hello there, don't be shy, you're in good company. Here you don't have to hide your craze for cats, your fanaticism for felines, or the fact that you raise at least 14 cats at home (and could easily take in more). Being such a crazy cat person is a good thing, never bad. It just means that you desire to surround yourself with as many cats as pspspsible - and that can never be a bad thing. That's admirable.

And honestly? That's exactly what we try to do for ourselves. We just want to be around cats all the time - one that we pet in one hand, two that sit on our laps, another that walks all over our keyboard, and many cat memes in our other, scrolling hand. Because cat memes count. They are the comedic version of cats that's made of pixels. And for us? It's more, and more, and more cats - which is always a good thing.

Now, we can't just bring you a bunch of cats, to satisfy that cat craving of yours. But we can definitely help with the cat memes part. Bringing you these meowing memes to quench your feline fanaticism is not just a thing we can do - it's our honor. 

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Posted by Blake Seidel

We're glad that people love dogs, but a lot of cats are still stuck in shelters with little interest in adopting them. Why? We're not sure. Cats are the best. They don't take a lot of work, you don't have to train them, and they even go to the bathroom by themselves! It makes us sad to think of all the kitties in need of homes, but it makes us purrfectly happy when we see people like the dad below, who took meowtters into his own hands to help these shelter cats in need. He dressed up as Santa to go take some pictures with these floofy felines in need of furrever homes in order to help them get adopted by Christmas. If that's not enough to warm your heart, we're not sure what is.

There are a lot of people who will give cats as gifts this holiday season, and we have one word for all of you who want to: don't. Just don't. Well, you can, but not as a surprise. Talk with your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, roommate, or whoever, but talk to them and decide together before getting a cat. A shocking number of cats are returned to shelters after the holidays because the families didn't want the responsibility, and we literally can't imagine anything worse than giving a cat the taste of love and safety, only for it to be taken away in an instant. Don't be that purrson.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Winter is officially here, everyone, and we don't know about all of you, but we are so, so happy about it. This is the season where we truly thrive. Something about the cold, something about the constant hot coca, something about the layering of the clothes… it gives us power. But maybe it's not those things. Maybe it's actually the fact that the cold makes our cats cuddlier, and constantly having our cats cuddle up to us, curl up in our laps for extra warmth, consistently giving us attention - maybe that is actually what's giving us all this extra power. 

It really is true that cats change their behaviors during the winter. Suddenly, the same cats who spent their days lying in the cool sinks and on the cold floors… those cats are under blankets, living their best lives in that warmth. Those same cats are cuddling us all the time. Those same cats curl up in their little purritos every chance that they get, and our phones… get filled up with cute cat pictures even more than usual. 

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Nov. 30th, 2025 12:45 pm
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I’m a retirement-aged guy ordering from a food truck and the cheerful young man taking orders asked me, “Bud, whatcha want?”. Right afterwards I notice he seemed to be uncomfortable. “Just a burger, thanks!”, I said. “Hey, sorry about calling you ‘Bud’, I can see you’re a grown-ass man!” Me: “No worries.” He retreats into […]

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Nov. 30th, 2025 12:00 pm
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I’m training at a car insurance company. We are going through a fake file adding fake drivers. We put in a young driver and are shocked at the cost. Teacher: I have to say I feel sorry for you 20-somethings. If you change Doodle Bob’s birthday to 1995 the rates go way down. Me: As […]

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Nov. 30th, 2025 11:00 am
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I had just started at a local fats food place. I had been there no more than two weeks. In this time my co-workers had told me about how strand/rude the customs cude be. As I had not encountered one just yet I was unprepared for the amount of rudeness that I was about to […]

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Nov. 30th, 2025 10:00 am
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My town has a big bicycle race every year. It’s a big deal, people literally come from all over the world for it. The start and finish line is located downtown, and there is a block party with food trucks and people cheer on the riders as they come in. I decide to go downtown […]

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Nov. 30th, 2025 09:00 am
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So today I was heading out and wanted to hand out some returnable bottles to get a few cents back. The local supermarket did have a machine for that but that one was out of order. So I was like “alas, next door is a gas station with the same machine” that machine however did […]

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Hello, friends! It's about to be December again, and you know what that means: the fact I am posting this actually before December 1 means [staff profile] karzilla reminded me about the existence of linear time again. Wait, no -- well, yes, but also -- okay, look, let me back up and start again: it's almost December, and that means it's time for our annual December holiday points bonus.

The standard explanation: For the entire month of December, all orders made in the Shop of points and paid time, either for you or as a gift for a friend, will have 10% of your completed cart total sent to you in points when you finish the transaction. For instance, if you buy an order of 12 months of paid time for $35 (350 points), you'll get 35 points when the order is complete, to use on a future purchase.

The fine print and much more behind this cut! )

Thank you, in short, for being the best possible users any social media site could possibly ever hope for. I'm probably in danger of crossing the Sappiness Line if I haven't already, but you all make everything worth it.

On behalf of Mark, Jen, Robby, and our team of awesome volunteers, and to each and every one of you, whether you've been with us on this wild ride since the beginning or just signed up last week, I'm wishing you all a very happy set of end-of-year holidays, whichever ones you celebrate, and hoping for all of you that your 2026 is full of kindness, determination, empathy, and a hell of a lot more luck than we've all had lately. Let's go.
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Posted by Sarah Brown

Caturday has a way of turning every cat into a hopeful little snacker. They seem to know it's a slower, softer day, and they take full advantage of it. By mid-morning, the quiet patter of paws heading toward the kitchen becomes the unofficial start of their weekly snacking campaign. One polite meow, a gentle head bump, or a patient sit-and-stare is usually all it takes to remind their humans: it's Caturday, and snacks are very much on the menu.

Some cats nibble their treats with careful precision, savoring every tiny crunch. Others dive in with full enthusiasm, chewing loudly, whiskers twitching, as if they've been waiting all week for this very moment. And once the treats are gone, there's always that adorable moment of licking stray crumbs off their lips, followed by a satisfied flop into their favorite cozy spot.

What makes Caturday snacking so sweet is the simple happiness it brings.. a soft purr, a bright-eyed look of gratitude, a warm body curled up beside you afterward. It turns an ordinary Saturday into a tiny celebration of comfort, companionship, and shared joy. A few treats and a happy cat can make the whole day feel better.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Anyone who lives with a cat knows that conversations don't just happen. They're required. You can't walk into a room without offering at least a quick "Hi, buddy." You can't open a treat bag without saying, "Okay, just one." And you definitely can't leave the house without explaining where you're going, how long you'll be gone, and promising that you'll return like you're speaking to your tiny furry supervisor.

Cats always respond, too, just not in English. There's the impatient meow that clearly translates to "Hurry up." The soft chirp that means "Hello, peasant, carry on." The dramatic yowl that says "You forgot to feed me even though I ate ten minutes ago." And of course, the silent stare, which mostly feels like judgment, but might also be affection… maybe.

These conversations continue throughout the day, whether you're asking them why they're in the sink, discussing life while they nap on your laptop, or apologizing as you step over them like an obstacle in your own home. And even though they rarely give straight answers, talking to cats somehow feels natural. After all, they always listen… unless they're busy ignoring you on purpose.

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Posted by Briana Viser

It's getting colder each night, and darker earlier, all the time. Some people adore the winter months, and others detest them. Whether you're into the cold and bleak of winter or you're just eager for spring to come, a healthy scroll through pawdorable cat memes will certainly make you feel better, and warm you up from the inside. The cold nipping at your nose, the hot drink warming your hands, and the soft glow of a screen waiting to transport you into a world of cozy chaos. These precious, pawdorable cats are here to turn your chilly evening into a meowvelous, laughter-filled cuddle fest—without even leaving your bed.

Scrolling hissterical cat memes feels like a warm hug on a winter's night, a hand held tight, and a cup of hot cocoa to accompany your cheesy winter Christmas movie. We all have our guilty pleasure, but here's something you don't need to feel guilty about. Cats are the perfect thing for winter. They're cuddly, cozy, cute, and covered in fur. Before you say you've seen it all before, take a look at the classic cat memes that will have you hungry for more. Some of the classics include cats attempting yoga (or maybe just inventing their own wobbly poses), heroic loaf cats dominating the windowsill, or mischievous felines. Enjoy!

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Now that Thanksgiving is behind us we can safely release this collection of forbidden feline chickens without worrying that any of you crazed cat lovers will get the wrong idea and do something rash, like end up trying to monch on the most highly prized non-chicken chicken there is. Because we know what you cat lovers are like, we give you one little piece of pawdorable catto action, or a delicious morsel of cat cuddling cuteness, and suddenly you are overwhelmed by your instinctual needs to dote on a cat and all logic goes out of the window.

So to spare your feline fur baby from getting shaved or worse still, getting pets and cuddles that they do not want, we waited with this list. But now that Thanksgiving is over and the urge for Turkey has reduced significantly, we feel safe and confident in the concept of bringing forth this fantastical feline feast.

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