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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Cats are known for a few things in this world, but are purrhaps best known for the chaos and calamity that they cause. We have the likes of Tom from Tom and Jerry to thank for that, as well as Sylvester and a wide-ranging assortment of funny felines from the cartoon world. And while cartoons do not usually depict accurate representations of the real world, when it comes to cats it is safe to say that they are pretty spot on. Which is what makes our purrecious cat meme culture so vibrant and hilarious.

So today we wanted to take things back to basics and get stuck into a collection of cat memes that resembles the kind of feline funnies that got many of us started on our journeys of feline obsession with this list of classic cat calamity captured in these hissterical cat memes.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Dog people. They think that they are special by not being open to loving cats, yet whenever they are confronted by a situation that demands their interaction with a cat, all that distancing melts away. And today we are delighted to have yet another example of such a doggo doter, as we like to call them, having their life turned upside down when they find themselves living with a cat when left with little other option.

Though what might have started as a confusing, slightly distant relationship soon blossomed into what us cat lovers know to be feline obsession. Because who in their right mind can live with a cat without falling madly in love with their mannerisms. So grab yourself some popcorn and settle in to watch this man flip his world-view upside down, all thanks to a cat who could not find any other home.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Just when we think we've seen every possible flavor of feline fabulousness, the cat universe goes, "Actually… here's something new". Cats have existed beside humans for thousands of years, evolving mostly into smaller, fluffier, bossier household loafs - but not much more than that - and yet somehow, they continue to surprise us. Every day, the online cat community uncovers another tiny miracle of whiskers and wonder that makes us collectively scream "How are cats so magical?"

Enter one astonishing kitty with eyes that look like hand-crafted kintsugi pottery - cracked gold lines shimmering across the lens like an ancient work of art. At first glance, cat lovers were confused, fascinated, and mildly convinced that someone's windshield had shattered (Because cats, cars, what's the difference? They're both parking). But as the internet does, knowledgeable cat experts jumped in: this beautiful phenomenon is called "persistent pupillary membrane". It's a bit of leftover fetal tissue that never dissolved during development. It usually doesn't affect vision much - and, as one optometrist happily confirmed, it just looks unbelievably cool.

This is why cat people never get bored. Even after centuries of domestic life, these little purredators still manage to surprise us with new colors, patterns, quirks, and adorable oddities. Every unusual whisker, every extra toe, every shimmery kintsugi eye reminds us why cats aren't just animals - they're living pieces of art. And the internet is lucky enough to admire them every single day.

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They Did Not Chews Wisely

Nov. 8th, 2025 06:45 pm
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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Happy Caturday, feline fam! Every week, the internet lets out a mighty mrrrp, stretches its whiskers, and delivers a fresh batch of hissterical, wholesome, and delightfully unhinged cat memes. And we? We scoop them up like premium kibble. Because when Caturday hits, we are committed - dedicated, even - to cultivating the crème de la catnip of the entire meme world. No low-effort crumbs. Only elite-level silliness. Only majestic floof energy. Only the finest claws for the finest paws.

We search through the digital litter box of the week to find the memes that make cat lovers laugh, keyboard smash, whisper "same", and spam the share button like an overstimulated kitten with a feathered toy. We're talking about kitty derp faces, various loaf forms, many dramatic zoomies, void cats defying physics, orange cats being… well, orange cats. These memes aren't just content - they're serotonin with toe beans.

Because if you're here, you're one of us: a proud hooman owned by a fluffy feline overlord, living on a steady diet of purrs, bleps, zoomies, and love. And nothing says weekend joy like scrolling through the internet's silliest felines while your own cat pretends not to care. Get yourself comfy, grab a cozy blanket, give your kitty a boop on the nose, and enjoy the very best cat memes we paw-picked for you this week. Happy Caturday!

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Posted by Blake Seidel

We love many things about cats, but one of the things we love the most is that cats have a way of finding their hoomans at exactly the right time. Fur example, we found one of our first cats behind a dumpster on our way out from the movie theater. If we hadn't gone to see that exact movie at that exact time, we might never have found her, and our lives would be completely different. Life works in meowsterious ways, huh?

Today, though, we're talking about Finnegan, purrobably the floofiest orange cat we've ever seen, who went from a lonely forest cat to a pampered city kitty all thanks to a heartwarming encounter with his furrever hooman four years ago. The cat dad lived in a cabin outside the city, and Finnegan appeared one night, looking for love. Skittish and afraid, it took a while, but Finnegan eventually warmed up to him and learned to trust hoomankind. His hooman saved him from his feral fate, sheared off all his matted fur, treated his wounds, and taught him the joys of sleeping in the sun behind the safety of a loving home.

Finnegan's story purrfectly shows how far love goes when it comes to a cat's life. You'll see how he looked before, and how he looks now, and you can tell that he's much happier being pampered at home than sleeping in the leaves. We wish Finnegan and his hooman dad nothing but happiness until the end of their days!

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Customer: "I need to see what my friend is wearing."

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Now that we're safely into the Autumn season, our souls are searching for spices. Gone are the light, cold salads of summer; now we're craving spicy soups and drinks filled with cinnamon and ginger. But you've probably heard of all of these before, so allow us to open you up to a whole other world of spiciness - the world of spicy kitties. Oh yes, cats aren't all cuteness and cuddles. Any pawrent knows the spiciness of a feline friend that wants literally nothing to do with you. Between their cold, purrfectly patient stares to their random attacks on your ankles, cats are about as spicy as it gets.

But, just like with all things, it's the balance between the spicy and the sweet that makes cats purrfectly feline. Sure, they may think we are useless monkeys that can't hunt and have no natural defense mechanisms, but we kind of love it. It's like a toxic relationship that we just can't quit. Because when they show us their sweetness, it's so pawsitively intoxicating that we suffer through their feistiness just for a taste of sweet after. 

Some people are just gluttons for punishment - that's us. We like the burn, it makes us feel alive. For some reason, we can't get enough of it, and it even makes us laugh most of the time. Mostly because when we realize that their discontent with us can come from something as us sneezing, we can't help but giggle. So even though they may be spicy, they still put us in a pawsitive mood. For all of you who just can't get enough spice in your life, please enjoy these spectacularly spicy felines below. We're sure they'll make your Caturday purrfectly pawsitive (and peppery).

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

For some people, we know that flying is easy. Second nature. Like taking a cab. But not for us. We struggle a little bit. And we can only imagine, if it's hard enough for us to get through a flight on a regular basis, how difficult it is to fly with your cat. We understand that in some situations, it kind of has to happen. What if you have to move? Will you not move with your feline? Of course you will. And you will take the cat on the plane with you if you must. 

Of course, as passengers, it's a whole different experience. There is nothing that we love more than seeing people with their cats on a plane. We don't like flying, but we love cats, and if there is an adorable cat on the plane, well… the flight will pass a whole heck of a lot faster. Would we have been miffed if they told us we had to move seats because a "giant cat" needs extra space? Yes, absolutely. But mostly because we would have wanted to sit next to the cat. 

They Won’t Win This Wrap Battle

Nov. 8th, 2025 04:00 pm
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Me: "What type of burrito, ma'am?"
Customer: "Why don't you know this? Do I have to say every little detail?"

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Prophet And Loss

Nov. 8th, 2025 03:30 pm
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Husband: "[Daughter] isn’t going to finish all that rice."
Daughter: "Is that a challenge?"
Husband: "No, it’s a prophecy. Just call me Nostradadmus.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Happy meowrning, cat people, and congratulations! You have made it to Caturday! And yes, that is 100% something to be congratulated about. Because life is not easy, and making it through an entire week without losing our minds is an achievement that is worth celebrating. We almost didn't make it. We almost had a breakdown. But there's something that has kept us together, and we're sure that all of you guys can relate to it. It was all the ameowzing cat content that came out this week, and there really was a lot, so here we are, putting it together for you in one purrfect weekly cat meowgazine

In this meowgazine, we show you guys the most viral cat tweets of the week, the funniest cat memes that people shared, and the cutest, most wholesome cat stories to hit the web. We know you have probably seen a lot of these throughout the week already, but this is a compilation for all of you who might have missed something and for those of you who just really needed an explosion of cuteness to start your day with. Have a purrfect Caturday, friends!

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Nov. 8th, 2025 02:30 pm
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One of the moms sitting two rows ahead of us is making some pretty snide comments, you know, stuff like our team should learn the rules.
I'm sitting there chatting with one of my teammates about the game, while this lady is yapping away. My teammate and I had had enough of her by the third set, so we decided to get some payback.

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I regularly sell at one of the largest flea markets in the region. As it's a flea market, everything is cash. Some of what I sell is high value, so I need to carry a fair bit of cash, and this does attract some interesting individuals.

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During the summer of 2023, I was looking for a new job. I ended up being asked to interview for a position I applied for at a regional chain grocery store. Upon arriving to the store, I met with the store’s manager and assistant manager. All was going well with the questions being asked and […]

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Have you been waiting for some Saturday cheer to lift you off your feet and bring you to another dimension, preferably ruled by furry felines? Well, you've come to the right place! Fuzzy felines roam this website like they do in Turkey, and that's probably what keeps us going every day. We wake up, scrub the World Wild Web for cat content with a mission to serve the hooman feline friends of the world. Though our cats might act like they dislike us, a cat on the internet will never leave us wanting more snuggles. Wait, that's a lie. We always want more snuggles from the cattos. That's why our felines are usually fed up with us and give us the cold paw…

Now is not the time to think about the Sunday blues… We must save all of our energy for loving the felines in our lives, as it was written…

Autumn has a funny way of getting you down once you realize the sun is setting before you're off the clock, so that's why it's important to supplement your serotonin with things you can control. How about you start here with your happiness? Scroll below to get a proper dosage.

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(When I was in sixth grade, there was this one teacher who everyone hated. She was one of those ultra strict, b*tchy old hags who you know is counting down the days until retirement. And, guess who had the assigned seat closest to her desk.) (I remember one time when we had to write a […]

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