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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

It's cozy cat time, and that can only happen if you have fuzzy feline funnies to accompany you throughout the rest of your day. No need to fear, cat lovers of the world; Feline funnies are for all, and we intend to deliver them to your phone's doorstep as soon as possible. "ASAP" starts NOW!

Autumn is the purrfect time to reject all of your normal responsibilities and errands and instead live under the covers with a warm heating pad and a furry feline who will definitely leave their cat hair all over the place. That's the price we pay for kitty love, and we'd gladly pay that price over and over again. There's nothing quite like the love of a cat who trusts us.

Even though the fall is coming into full swing and the temperature is dropping, you don't need to sacrifice the warmth in your heart. It can be ignited in other ways, and the best way we know how to do it is through wholesome animal humor. The time for some toasty vibes is now, and we know you want to dive paw-first into some hissterical content. Scroll below and stay warm this frigid season, cat lovers!

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Posted by Sarah Brown

After losing their beloved cat of twelve years, these pawrents didn't think their hearts were ready for another. Their home felt quieter, their days a little emptier… until fate decided otherwise. One evening, as the boyfriend was leaving work, a sweet and friendly cat appeared out of nowhere and adopted him on the spot. A helpful coworker had a carrier, and just like that, Maxie was on her way to her new home.

Once home, she fit in immediately. Calm, gentle, and curious, Maxie explored her surroundings with quiet confidence, as if she already knew she belonged there. A vet visit revealed she had a microchip and a former owner who had moved away and decided not to keep her. But that turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Maxie had found the family she was truly meant for.

Now, this affectionate calico with a tiny heart-shaped mark on her head is living her best, most spoiled life. After heartbreak came healing, and this time, love found them.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

When the weather turns cold, cats somehow always discover the warmest, coziest corner of the house usually right by the fireplace. They curl up into purrfect furry crescents, soaking in the heat like little sunbathers who've traded daylight for firelight. The gentle crackle of the flames, the orange glow dancing on their whiskers, and that soft, steady purr fill the room with pure comfort.

They stretch, shift, and reposition until everything feels just right. Each paw tucked in neatly, tails curled like ribbons, eyes half-lidded in bliss. Sometimes they'll watch the flames flicker with an expression of quiet wonder, and other times they'll simply melt into a nap so peaceful it could make anyone jealous.

The fire pops, the room glows, and the cat barely moves. Just a slow blink or a sleepy stretch now and then. It's simple, calm, and exactly how a cold night should look when you've got a furry friend who knows how to get cozy.

What An AA-Hole

Nov. 9th, 2025 12:00 am
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Posted by Briana Viser

Good morning, cat lovers. What do we look forward to most? Obviously, quality cat time, which entails petting your cat, meowing with your cat, playing with your cat, sleeping with your cat, snuggling with your cat, and of course, drinking morning coffee with your cat. 


"Cats don't drink coffee," you say. Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in. You don't have to stretch your imagination too much to picture cats with a pot of joe in front of them. How do you think they get those 6 am zoomies? They're bouncing off the walls from a warm cup of Joe before you've even gotten up. And that's how they get all the energy to destroy the apartment as well. Here's to the crazy, capricious, hissterical cats. Coffee memes remind us that mornings are survivable. Cat memes remind us they can actually be magical. Together, they're a serotonin cocktail — a reminder that joy doesn't always have to be grand. Sometimes it's a cat loafing beside your keyboard, the steam from your coffee curling like a sleepy ghost, or the soft rumble of a purr syncing with your heartbeat.

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Posted by Briana Viser

Any cat owner will know the eternal highs and lows of having a cat. On one hand, they're adorable and purrfect companions. Their cuteness goes beyond their fur, whiskers, and tails, and stretches to their winsome personalities. They snuggle up to us when we're sad, and they entertain us to no end. But on the flip side, their destructive, capricious, and chaotic natures have us pulling our hair out. 


If you're ever come home to broken vases, ripped toilet paper, or the trash can spilled all over the ground, then you know the joys of having a cat. It's like having a toddler who absolutely loves getting into your business. Sometimes you feel like you can't leave them alone for 5 minutes. Spending hours on the couch watching them have zoomies all over the apartment. You can't even have beautiful plants hanging down to the ground from up high because you just know they'll be yanking on them to see the plant fall, and have all that dirt all over the ground.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Cats are known for a few things in this world, but are purrhaps best known for the chaos and calamity that they cause. We have the likes of Tom from Tom and Jerry to thank for that, as well as Sylvester and a wide-ranging assortment of funny felines from the cartoon world. And while cartoons do not usually depict accurate representations of the real world, when it comes to cats it is safe to say that they are pretty spot on. Which is what makes our purrecious cat meme culture so vibrant and hilarious.

So today we wanted to take things back to basics and get stuck into a collection of cat memes that resembles the kind of feline funnies that got many of us started on our journeys of feline obsession with this list of classic cat calamity captured in these hissterical cat memes.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Dog people. They think that they are special by not being open to loving cats, yet whenever they are confronted by a situation that demands their interaction with a cat, all that distancing melts away. And today we are delighted to have yet another example of such a doggo doter, as we like to call them, having their life turned upside down when they find themselves living with a cat when left with little other option.

Though what might have started as a confusing, slightly distant relationship soon blossomed into what us cat lovers know to be feline obsession. Because who in their right mind can live with a cat without falling madly in love with their mannerisms. So grab yourself some popcorn and settle in to watch this man flip his world-view upside down, all thanks to a cat who could not find any other home.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Just when we think we've seen every possible flavor of feline fabulousness, the cat universe goes, "Actually… here's something new". Cats have existed beside humans for thousands of years, evolving mostly into smaller, fluffier, bossier household loafs - but not much more than that - and yet somehow, they continue to surprise us. Every day, the online cat community uncovers another tiny miracle of whiskers and wonder that makes us collectively scream "How are cats so magical?"

Enter one astonishing kitty with eyes that look like hand-crafted kintsugi pottery - cracked gold lines shimmering across the lens like an ancient work of art. At first glance, cat lovers were confused, fascinated, and mildly convinced that someone's windshield had shattered (Because cats, cars, what's the difference? They're both parking). But as the internet does, knowledgeable cat experts jumped in: this beautiful phenomenon is called "persistent pupillary membrane". It's a bit of leftover fetal tissue that never dissolved during development. It usually doesn't affect vision much - and, as one optometrist happily confirmed, it just looks unbelievably cool.

This is why cat people never get bored. Even after centuries of domestic life, these little purredators still manage to surprise us with new colors, patterns, quirks, and adorable oddities. Every unusual whisker, every extra toe, every shimmery kintsugi eye reminds us why cats aren't just animals - they're living pieces of art. And the internet is lucky enough to admire them every single day.

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Nov. 8th, 2025 06:45 pm
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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Happy Caturday, feline fam! Every week, the internet lets out a mighty mrrrp, stretches its whiskers, and delivers a fresh batch of hissterical, wholesome, and delightfully unhinged cat memes. And we? We scoop them up like premium kibble. Because when Caturday hits, we are committed - dedicated, even - to cultivating the crème de la catnip of the entire meme world. No low-effort crumbs. Only elite-level silliness. Only majestic floof energy. Only the finest claws for the finest paws.

We search through the digital litter box of the week to find the memes that make cat lovers laugh, keyboard smash, whisper "same", and spam the share button like an overstimulated kitten with a feathered toy. We're talking about kitty derp faces, various loaf forms, many dramatic zoomies, void cats defying physics, orange cats being… well, orange cats. These memes aren't just content - they're serotonin with toe beans.

Because if you're here, you're one of us: a proud hooman owned by a fluffy feline overlord, living on a steady diet of purrs, bleps, zoomies, and love. And nothing says weekend joy like scrolling through the internet's silliest felines while your own cat pretends not to care. Get yourself comfy, grab a cozy blanket, give your kitty a boop on the nose, and enjoy the very best cat memes we paw-picked for you this week. Happy Caturday!

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Posted by Blake Seidel

We love many things about cats, but one of the things we love the most is that cats have a way of finding their hoomans at exactly the right time. Fur example, we found one of our first cats behind a dumpster on our way out from the movie theater. If we hadn't gone to see that exact movie at that exact time, we might never have found her, and our lives would be completely different. Life works in meowsterious ways, huh?

Today, though, we're talking about Finnegan, purrobably the floofiest orange cat we've ever seen, who went from a lonely forest cat to a pampered city kitty all thanks to a heartwarming encounter with his furrever hooman four years ago. The cat dad lived in a cabin outside the city, and Finnegan appeared one night, looking for love. Skittish and afraid, it took a while, but Finnegan eventually warmed up to him and learned to trust hoomankind. His hooman saved him from his feral fate, sheared off all his matted fur, treated his wounds, and taught him the joys of sleeping in the sun behind the safety of a loving home.

Finnegan's story purrfectly shows how far love goes when it comes to a cat's life. You'll see how he looked before, and how he looks now, and you can tell that he's much happier being pampered at home than sleeping in the leaves. We wish Finnegan and his hooman dad nothing but happiness until the end of their days!

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Now that we're safely into the Autumn season, our souls are searching for spices. Gone are the light, cold salads of summer; now we're craving spicy soups and drinks filled with cinnamon and ginger. But you've probably heard of all of these before, so allow us to open you up to a whole other world of spiciness - the world of spicy kitties. Oh yes, cats aren't all cuteness and cuddles. Any pawrent knows the spiciness of a feline friend that wants literally nothing to do with you. Between their cold, purrfectly patient stares to their random attacks on your ankles, cats are about as spicy as it gets.

But, just like with all things, it's the balance between the spicy and the sweet that makes cats purrfectly feline. Sure, they may think we are useless monkeys that can't hunt and have no natural defense mechanisms, but we kind of love it. It's like a toxic relationship that we just can't quit. Because when they show us their sweetness, it's so pawsitively intoxicating that we suffer through their feistiness just for a taste of sweet after. 

Some people are just gluttons for punishment - that's us. We like the burn, it makes us feel alive. For some reason, we can't get enough of it, and it even makes us laugh most of the time. Mostly because when we realize that their discontent with us can come from something as us sneezing, we can't help but giggle. So even though they may be spicy, they still put us in a pawsitive mood. For all of you who just can't get enough spice in your life, please enjoy these spectacularly spicy felines below. We're sure they'll make your Caturday purrfectly pawsitive (and peppery).

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

For some people, we know that flying is easy. Second nature. Like taking a cab. But not for us. We struggle a little bit. And we can only imagine, if it's hard enough for us to get through a flight on a regular basis, how difficult it is to fly with your cat. We understand that in some situations, it kind of has to happen. What if you have to move? Will you not move with your feline? Of course you will. And you will take the cat on the plane with you if you must. 

Of course, as passengers, it's a whole different experience. There is nothing that we love more than seeing people with their cats on a plane. We don't like flying, but we love cats, and if there is an adorable cat on the plane, well… the flight will pass a whole heck of a lot faster. Would we have been miffed if they told us we had to move seats because a "giant cat" needs extra space? Yes, absolutely. But mostly because we would have wanted to sit next to the cat. 

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