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Posted by Briana Viser

Got the Tuesday blues? It's not the middle of the week, it's not the beginning, and it's not the end. It's somewhere strange where you don't know how you feel about it. Tuesdays can be the most uninspiring day of the week. Monday's chaos has already hit, but you're still reeling from weekend rest or fun. Wednesday is smack dab in the middle, where you can start looking forward to the weekend, and then it is weekend. But Tuesday? Who are you?

At least we have adorable felines to get us out of our Tuesday (or other days) troubles. Imagine a tabby practicing its best ferocious bite on a stuffed mouse, only to topple over backward. Or a cream-colored fluff ball gently gnawing on a blanket corner, then pausing to purr like it just saved the world. These tiny disasters in training are here to remind you to laugh, breathe, and maybe, just maybe, forgive Tuesday for being Tuesday.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Cats are an incredibly perceptive bunch, there is no denying that. Even when they spend serious hours of their days perched on windowsills screeching at birds, their minds are playing out wild chases, epic battles and gracious victories that they could only dream of doing. Which should make it come as little to no surprise that our feline friends are rather fond of watching television.

Going so far as to have favorite shows, opinions on certain characters, and in some cases being so involved in what is happening on screen that they attempt to intervene with the action going down during their favorite show. And lucky for us cat lovers, some of the pawrents of these TV watching felines have come together to share what their cat children enjoy watching most on TV. so sit back and get ready to add some shows to your favorites list as these cat pawrents take us through their feline roomates' favorite shows.

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Water They Waiting For?!

Sep. 26th, 2025 08:00 pm
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Son: "There's a public works guy outside. The water is leaking down the street. He said he's pretty sure it's a water main break. He called the water company."
We discuss a few things, and I try to leave. I walk out the front door and right back inside.
Me: "I need to get different shoes."

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Read Hands Down, America’s Greatest Threat

Me: "Ma'am, please stop bothering other customers."
Customer: *To me.* "Don't encourage them! This is the kind of stuff that's destroying our country!"
Guy #1: *To his partner.* "Wow, babe, us holding hands has the power to destroy the country!"
Guy #2: "I knew I had a strong grip, but this is incredible! I wonder if we could destroy more?"

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

The Cat Distribution System is a truly powerful thing. Aside from its well known qualities such as how to match up hoomans and cattos who need each other, how to get them to meet in surprising and emotional ways and of course their impeccable timing. The CDS is also capable of great deception in the name of keeping a feline in need safe and sound. A faculty which is rather front and center in today's story, in which the CDS places a pregnant stay cat with a woman who is more than capable of caring for a momma cat and her litter, but under the guise of a neutered male cat.

We can only imagine that it pulled this trick to ensure that the rescuer would not turn to a shelter to try and rehome the momma, seeing as there is hardly a soul on the planet who would willingly take on six cats at once, and so by disguising the catto as a male the CDS was able to keep the momma safe and sound until she gave birth. A slightly cruel joke to play, albeit probably rather necessary.

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Kill The Bill

Sep. 26th, 2025 05:55 pm
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One day, after receiving another rude email from this company, I decided to leave a Yelp review on my doctor’s page. I essentially said that while the doctor and her staff were helpful and professional, the billing company they used was atrocious and made the entire experience not worth it.

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Receivables Vs. Deceivables

Sep. 26th, 2025 05:45 pm
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"Now, remember," he would say, "Quality Supply Co. is not responsible for the debts of Ultimate Supply Co." QUALITY left us holding something like $25,000. Now ULTIMATE was over $10,000 in the hole to us on orders from more than six months prior.

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A Minor Correction

Sep. 26th, 2025 05:00 pm
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Comeuppance Just Desserts Getting What They Deserve

He leaves a message saying, "[My Name] loves minors", snickering to himself, then catches up with his family.
Happy to escape training for a moment and provide a lesson, I walk to where the mom is browsing. The kid sees me coming and immediately gets nervous, despite the retail smile on my face.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

It truly boggles the mind to try and understand the kind of people who think that it is in any way ok to abandon a pet for one reason or another, and then when they are filled with regret, to try to bring that pet back. Because, even if the pet's new owner would be ok with you coming and taking away the cat that they have spent time and money bonding with, the cat itself is conscious enough to understand what you have done to them, and they deserve so much better than having a person who changes their mind about wanting them in their life every few days or weeks.

And that is the moral of this story, which tells the tale of a woman who for one reason or another decided to palm off her cat child while she was out of the country, only to demand the return of the cat upon her return. A request which was denied and led to a series of sour events to transpire. 
 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

We know that when the Cat Distribution System sends someone a cat, it's usually for the right reason. Nobody actually knows how the CDS works, but we all guess it's a match-making service combined with a delivery system that heals hooman hearts, and saves cats in need. When a kind human soul finds their comfort in saving a cat that found their way to their arms, hearts, and homes - we know the CDS has done a great job. This is why we endlessly love these cat adoption stories - they bring joy to every cat lover who reads them.

But sometimes human meddling can ruin a good match made by the mysterious Cat Distribution System. And humans… well, as hearty as they sometimes are, they just can't seem to realize the genius of the CDS that's at work. And that's disheartening, to say the least. We felt the pain in the words of a 23-year-old young man, who adopted a sickly kitten, took care of her, nurtured her back to health, and even agreed that his grandmother co-parents her, because she asked - only to have her move away suddenly when her health deteriorated, and take the cat with her.

Look, we're sensitive to the matter of elderly people who receive so much joy from an adopted animal. But we're also sensitive to hearing the pain of a cat pawrent whose cat was simply… taken away from them, without notice. It's hurtful! We could never imagine our cats, our babies, being taken away one day, and we simply just discovered it. It's a pain we could never bear.

We sincerely hope this cat will get to wherever she'll be best.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

What do you call a Furiday without cat memes, feline fam? Boring! Actually, that rule pretty much applies to every day of the week. And a day without any cats at all is called purrgatory. Get it? We hope so; we worked really hard on that joke. But luckily, that day is not today because today is Furiday, which means that we get to share with you our newest batch of lol-worthy cat memes from our online 'I Can Has Cheezburger' feline family. Our meme wizards have been working overtime at the meme factory, so much so that they might even give the cats at the biscuit factory a run for their money.

It's not about who's working more, though; we appreciate all biscuit and meme-makers. Without both of these essential workers, the cat corner of the internet would come to a halt, and we can't have that happening, not on our watch. But you do have a very impurrtant job to do - you have to scroll through these memes or else all their hard work will be fur nothing. Can we trust you with this sacred duty of scrolling and giggling? Of enjoying and laughing? Of purrtaking in whiskery wonderment and feline shenaniganry? We're betting all our tuna tokens on you… don't let us down.

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Hydration Fixation

Sep. 26th, 2025 04:00 pm
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Me: "I'll have the grilled chicken sandwich combo with a small water, please."
Counter Guy: "You want a what? Grilled chicken? We got the crispy one. It's way better."
Me: "Nah, I'm good. I'll stick with the grilled. And a water, please."
Counter Guy: "A water? Dude, you gotta get a soda! What the h*** is wrong with you?"

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Silver Hair Lining

Sep. 26th, 2025 03:30 pm
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He came up with the MOST convenient way to sort her backroom, then discovered she was gay and immediately tried to get her fired as a manager. [Girlfriend] will not hesitate to point out that he's an a**hole, but she also still uses his sorting method three years later because "it WORKS, and it works REALLY well, I'm not about to throw that away out of spite".

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From Surge To Purge

Sep. 26th, 2025 03:00 pm
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As he was getting in, I noticed a younger guy perched on the stoop of the house, scattering vomit with impressive vigor. I was instantly thankful HE wasn't getting in my car.
But then...

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The Purrfect Match

Sep. 26th, 2025 02:30 pm
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The first night I brought my now-husband home, I had only been dating him casually, and this was the first time he stepped through my door. I heard the thudding of paws and figured Mimzy was bolting for her hiding place.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Some big cats, unfortunately, don't have the best start in life. We want them all to be free, running around in the wild, meowgestic as they are, but that's not always possible. Some big cats cannot be released back into the wild for a bunch of reasons. We've heard of a bobcat who fell on its head as a kitten and has lost all its instincts. We've heard of a lion born with a rare disorder who can't survive on its own in the wild. We heard of a panther who got rejected by its mother when it was a kitten.

There are so many cases like that, and all we can hope for is that in as many of these cases as possible, other solutions will be found - other ways for these big cats to be fulfilled and happy throughout their lives. And Petie… Petie is definitely a happy one. Sure, he couldn't be released back into the wild, but he has a family, cat friends, favorite toys. He's living his best life, it just looks a little different than other bobcats.  

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They Have Beef With Reality

Sep. 26th, 2025 01:30 pm
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An old documentary showing a day in the life of a cattle farm is on, and we get to a scene involving branding the cows.
Me: "Ouch! I hate that they do that. It must hurt so much."
Friend: "Of course it doesn't! They're cows!"

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The Hotel Has Some Curb Appeal

Sep. 26th, 2025 01:00 pm
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A guest arrives to check in to a standard, no-frills hotel chain in the downtown core of a large city, at a quarter past midnight.
Guest: "I've left my luggage outside for the concierge to collect."

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